You know when you’re in disturbia when….your sig other passes out w full beer in your prada on the LIRR
![gpo(baby) at 2 months & things
fifty shades of grey should be renamed fifty shades of nonsense, morning talk shows be damned …
to my husband, if you’re on the night shift (w/ baby) do no take ambien instead of your lipitor … and if you do wake up in the morning, do not wait until last minute to get his bottle ready b/c baby WILL scream bloody murder … also helping with one feeding & diaper change a day does not make you a super hero … just sayin’
i believe dr. sears’ attachment parenting will lead to a crop of children with self entitlement issues and god only knows we have enough of them as it is [#mytwocents]
it’s time to get over this equation: yoga pants = pants; adding boho tops and accessories does not make an outfit fit for going out [#operationskinnyjeans]
i didn’t love the dresses from the met gala this year, am i the only one?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v5zuIkz41qbowx7o1_500.jpg)
gpo(baby) at 2 months & things
so i have this exact bag (& color) and have used it exactly once
((file under impulsive buys))
(Source: laurendall, via theglitterguide)
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![gpoy (from birthday brunch on april 22nd) & things ….
losing weight is HARD y’all (duh!) - struggling with tracy anderson’s post preg w/o and trying to fit in other workouts at the local ymca … uphill battle
along those lines, nothing fits right (ugh!) and with 2 weddings this month (this dress didn’t work out so well) so trying out another dress
my hair & skin have spiraled downward (what happened to my perfect skin & hair during pregnancy??!!)
did you know if you don’t recharge your clarisonic that the battery dies and nothing can be done? mine was in storage since my skin was flawless and when i went to charge it few months later, dunzo!
obsessed with interior/exterior home designs? check out the houzz app - great way to keep track of ideas for your “dream” home
another app i love these days is rdio - baby & i jam out every day to anything from bangra, hip hop & children songs [i know most on tumblr are team spotify but i find rdio more user friendly, my 2 cents]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3g8teCCoW1qbowx7o1_500.jpg)
gpoy (from birthday brunch on april 22nd) & things ….
![i found the perfect low heeled nude clogs for summer … now i only need to find $235 [bah!]
(loeffler randall lotte knot clog)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2na4t9VNz1qbowx7o1_500.jpg)
i found the perfect low heeled nude clogs for summer … now i only need to find $235 [bah!]
(loeffler randall lotte knot clog)
on post pregnancy body issues
i have many … like back fat that i’ve never had in my life, my butt & hips warrant the sign ‘huge load’ and lets not even get into the jiggle on my upper arms
lets hope tracy can kick my sorry arse back into shape!
![sunday brunch used to be a weekly occurrence so …
thank goodness for birthdays and an excuse to hand off the baby & get into the city!
makes me feel a little more human and a little less desperate housewife
[miss lily’s south village]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z79dOEzI1qbowx7o1_500.jpg)
sunday brunch used to be a weekly occurrence so …
thank goodness for birthdays and an excuse to hand off the baby & get into the city!
makes me feel a little more human and a little less desperate housewife
[miss lily’s south village]
it’s either feast or famine when wedding season is concerned … this year we have 8 weddings … we missed 2 due to the baby, 2 weddings are indian and the rest are american
in preparation of post baby body issues and no time to shop, i bought this juicy couture maxi dress … let’s hope it fits & is easy to throw on
sea & asters on etsy has a fun terraniums perfect for your office or home
so while the baby peed, pooped and vomited one right after another this morning … going back to work did momentarily cross my mind
aaahhh the unglamorous side of motherhood …
Etoile Isabel Marant Printed Romper. La Garconne
(via non---sequitur)
this why zara international > zara usa
isn’t this combined sweater just perfect?
(via)
so yeah, this is so not how i’ve looked the total of 10x i’ve taken the baby out to the pediatrician or for walks … but at least i have the uber cool orbit stroller system jessica has
well this didn’t last too long …