i was camping out on a chair at saks yesterday afternoon buying much belated gifts for sis-in-law and bro and watched this woman trying on these prada riding boots (but in black)

she had the perfect yoga body and was wearing the just the right outfit to be trying out boots …

and i was so so so jealous as i looked down at my poncho with huge belly, preggo jeans and black danskos … high class

this morning i decided to try on my cole haan tall boots i want to wear tomorrow  … uh yeah, my tree trunk legs did not want to be zipped up in those suckers, so now i’m sitting in pajamas with boots trying to stretch them out before tomorrow [so fun!] 

fingers crossed for no wardrobe malfunctioning tomorrow …

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